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Bob-isms
"This is bad. Very bad."

SEASON 1

The Tearing
02/02/2000
Guardian Bob: "Slow clock speed or what?"
Bob: "... I never do favors for slime."
Enzo: "I'm not afraid of old Mega-breath."
Computer: "Warning! Incoming game!"
MegaByte: "Sorry, Bob, you can't play any games until you finish your
work for me."
Computer: "Game over! User wins!"
Enzo: "-- The whole sector's nullified. Off-line!"
Bob: "They lost."
Fong (after losing to Bob in a Pong like game): "Ah, you've won and
proven yourself worthy of my advice."
Fong: "There is an old 'read me' file that says: 'you should
keep your
friends close and your enemies closer.'"
Bob (to MegaByte): "I see now that you're the big circuit in town.
I'll throw my chips in with you."
MegaByte: "... only guardians and games dropped by users
are able to stabilize tears...."
Bob: "Where's MegaByte?"
Dot: "There! With the user. What's he doing?"
Bob: "Viral takeover. He's infecting the user. This is not
good. Bummer! Now we've got a Mega-user."
Bob: "Stay Frosty!"
Dot (flying through ice tunnel within game): "This place is
making me dizzy."
MegaByte: "We could be a great team."
Bob: "I'd rather be erased."
MegaByte: "You want to see how much I hate to lose."
Bob: "Hidden file commands! You've got to love them."
Bob (re: MegaByte): "When he messes with one of us, he messes with all of
us."

Racing the Clock

Quick and the Fed

Medusa Bug

The TIFF

In the Belly of the Beast

The Crimson Binome

Enzo the Smart

Wizards, Warriors, and a Word from our Sponsor
Bob: "One user, four characters. I think I know
this game. 'A Dungeon Deep'."
Bob: "We're stuck like this. A thief can't use a
warrior's weapon."
Enzo: "And an elf can't use a wizard's weapon."
Bob: "Exactly. We're all stuck playing our roles."
Dot: "The secret to the whole game was to act as a
team."

The Great Brain Robbery

SEASON 2

Talent Night

Identity Crisis, part 1

Identity Crisis, part 2

Infected

High Code

When Games Collide

Bad Bob
Bob: "Good help is so hard to find."
Number One: "It's a volatile situation. Anything
can happen when a game is corrupted."

Painted Windows

AndrAIa

Nullzilla

Gigabyte
02/02/2000
Bob (re: Hexadecimal): "Any signs of what attacked
her?"
Fong: "... Whatever came out of her mirror has either gone or cannot
be detected by my sensors."
Bob: "... this creature attacked Hexadecimal first. Maybe it preys on
viruses."
Fong: "Which could mean -"
Hex: "- Megabyte. ..."
Fong: "I was right. It's got MegaByte. He's attacking
Hexadecimal and trying to merge."
Bob: "You and MegaByte started to merge back there."
Hex: "... We are from the same viral strain."
Bob: "The same family?"
Hex: "Oh, much worse than that, Guardian. He is my brother."
[Hex laughs]
Bob: "... but you're always trying to destroy each other."
Hex: "Oh, that's just sibling rivalry."
Bob: "What will happen if you join?"
Hex: "The next generation!"
[Hex laughs]
Bob: "Why don't I like the sound of that?"
[After the infected MegaByte takes Hexadecimal and merges with
her, a new virus is formed]
Bob: "I am Guardian 452. State your name and function."
GigaByte: "I have become GigaByta, destroyer of systems."
Bob (to Fong via communicator): "The virus is called
GigaByte. He's at least as strong as MegaByte, but he hasn't used any of
Hex's powers yet."
Bob: "Glitch, net-wide alert. This is Guardian 452 of
System Mainframe. We've got a class five virus, energy absorbing. We
need help."
Mouse: "You called, sugar."
Bob: "... Mouse just saved our bitmaps...."
Slash (to GigaByte): "Drain my friend of energy, I don't
think so."
[Bob recommended capturing a tear and using it on GigaByte
disable him with too much energy. Dot and Mouse go after a tear in Mouse's
ship.]
Dot: "I hope this works."
Mouse: "Well, it was Bob's idea."
Dot: "That's what I'm afraid of."
Bob: "When Glitch split GigaByte, there were three
signals: MegaByte, Hexadecimal and a third one. I'm not sure
why. ... ... I still think there's something rotten at the heart of
Mainframe."

Trust No One

Web World Wars

SEASON 3

To Mend and Defend

Between a Raccoon and a Hard Place

Firewall

Game Over

Icons

Where No Sprite Has Gone Before

Number 7

The Episode with No Name

Return of the Crimson Binome

The Edge of Beyond

Web Riders on the Storm

Mousetrap

Megaframe

Showdown

Systemcrash

End Prog
