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How I Survived My Summer Vacation

Volume 1
09/18/2000
Dust by Michelle West
"... in war, the losers rarely had a choice of how they
left the battlefield."
Older Man: "There is no way to defeat prophecy; it is a
simple statement of fact."
Anointed One: "You haven't tried reading it lately."
Older Man: "I'm not a reader, I'm a writer."
Buffy Summers (thought): "... the good thing about
vampires: It wasn't illegal to kill them. Technically they were
already dead, and legally they didn't exist. But legally, neither did
she."
Buffy (thought): "... seeing a loved one die as a reward
for a sign of affection was a poor incentive."
Absalom Rising by Nancy Holder
(re: Willow Rosenberg): "Her long red hair would have
gotten her burned at the stake a couple of centuries ago. Being a redhead
was supposedly a clear sign that one was a witch."
Willow: "How can you joke? This is scary stuff,
Xander."
Xander Harris: "That's why I joke, Will."
Rupert Giles: "... like werewolves, magickal forces are
often stronger with the full moon."
Xander: "Silence is not golden."
Looks Can Kill by Cameron Dokey
Giles: "Anything can be made to fit anywhere if sufficient
force is exerted."
Giles: "There's strength in numbers."
Willow: "Fighting the powers of darkness does add a certain
spice to life."
Giles (thought): "Never look a gift stealth in the
mouth."
[Giles, Jenny (Janna) Calendar and Angel were standing apart in
the Master's cavern]
"... the three formed an uneven triangle with Angel as the point."
[Geometrically, a triangle has three sides and three points. If three
people formed a triangle, they would each have to stand at a point.]
Giles: "My title is Watcher, not Planner."
No Place Like ... by Cameron Dokey
Buffy: "Destinies can be changed."
Uncle Dead and the Fourth of July by Yvonne Navarro
Giles: "A country's independence should not be celebrated
with hot dogs made of unspeakable contents, screaming children, atrocious band
music and -"
General Samson Murray's zombie: "Casualties in war are a
fact of life."
Giles: "... life is not without its annoyances."
Angel: "Buried alive? Too close to personal
experience for me."
Calendar: "Rupert, don't you want to know the truth?"
Giles: "Spare me. A man needs to hold on to his fantasies."
Angel: "Really. Maybe yours need to be updated."
The Show Must Go On by Paul Ruditis
"Commotion was easy to handle but silence required
additional stealth."
Xander (thought): "Perfect, here I am finally helping a
woman with her clothing, and I'm putting it on, not taking it off."
